Mulla oli eilen viimenen työpäivä ja eiköhän kuule tullu joku vanha ukko umpihumalassa:

"Mä olen pyhä mies. Minua pyhempää ei olekkaa. Olen nähnyt Jeesuksen kasvot. Soita, tyttö, minulle taksi."

birger-wuvs-elsa:

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

(Source: bonbonli)

icyaerolite:

do you ever draw when ur sleep deprived and think your art looks hella good and then you wake up and look at it like

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selfless-gunman:

REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY

I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women)

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

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high resolution →

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ppitte:

IM WATCHING GHOST DOCUMENTARIES AT FIVE IN THE MORNING AND MY CLOCK JUST FUCKING FELL OFF THE WALL AND BOUNCED OFF MY SOFA AND FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM SEND HELP MY HEART IS GONNA FAIL JESUS VITTU ja nyt harri vaa tuijottaa toho keskel lattiaa hyi helveti helevetti